Bad Guys Don't Wear Underwear

Me: "Buddy, you need to put some underwear on."

Will: "O.k."

(comes back wearing a black spiderman 3 costume)

Me: "Dude, I wanted you to put some underwear on too."

Will: "Bad guys don't wear underwear."

Me: "Oh, I didn't realize that, alright then."

We were getting ready to read our Bible story. The kids new Bible came with a CD that reads all of the stories. Last night Will wanted to hold the Bible while it played, and turn the pages. I let him and it turned into a major fight, and disaster. He ask me if he could hold it again tonight and I said I didn't think so, to which he responded:

"That didn't turn out so well did it? I'll try to be calm and patient tonight."

I went ahead and held the book tonight, Hannah wanted to hold it too, and it was turning into a fight already. Otherwise I would have given him another chance, who could refuse that child?