Born in a Manger??

I was trying to explain to Will that his birthday was just two weeks after Hannah's. I told him how when Hannah turned two he was still in my tummy, and my tummy was very big.

He then states: "So then Sissy asked for a baby brother, and I was born in a manger, right mom?"

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The kids don't understand the move at all, especially Will. Hannah thinks she is the authority on moving since I told her that she moved once when she was about 15 months old. Every time I mention something about it she will say, "Yeah, I know all about that because I've moved before, and you haven't Will. You don't know about moving."

Will thinks that somehow you just move your body to a new location, but none of your stuff. He told me the other day he didn't want to move because he wouldn't have any clothes to wear. He has also told me on other occasions that he wouldn't have a bed or toys. I've tried to explain it each time, but he just isn't grasping it yet.

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Hannah being the animal lover that she is was extremely concerned about the fate of the skunk the other day. I didn't elaborate where it would go, so Hannah told Will that the man would take the skunk to the Skunk Pet Store so that someone could buy him. I tried to tell her without laughing that no one wanted to buy a rabid skunk from a pet store for obvious reasons. She then decided that maybe he would just go to skunk heaven. Man, that must be a stinky place.

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Will serenaded the kids at Adventure Mountain today with "Pants on the Ground". A mother has never been so proud. (He did not however do the break dancing, thank goodness)

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There was a boy in Hannah's class that had tried to kiss her a few weeks ago. I think she told me about it on accident. A few days ago I ask her if he had tried to kiss her again. To my astonishment she replies:

"Mom, (like I'm an idiot) don't think I'm gonna be falling for that Kayden or that Peyton. I fell in love with Baylor and then he moved away."

Excuse me Ms. Kindergarten, I didn't realize you had analyzed your relationship so much. If only we could have you give a seminar for the high school.